WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of...
tyleroakley: Shit gets real at CVS. The worst part is, she’s gonna think it was God who kept him from dragging her out of there, and not her extreme creepiness.
The St. Pat's Parade
Is right outside my house. It hasn’t begun yet, but the drummers sure have been practicing for a good hour now. :P This is about how I felt when they woke me up. I’m sure you’re thinking, damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.
HAMLET 2 for 3 BUCKS!
How I was at Big Lots when I found Hamlet 2 on DVD for 3 bucks- How the customer next to me reacted-