March 2012
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Chicken Jokes
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Plato:
For the greater good.
Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli:
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken
which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but
also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend
with such a paragon of...
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tyleroakley:
Shit gets real at CVS.
The worst part is, she’s gonna think it was God who kept him from dragging her out of there, and not her extreme creepiness.
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The St. Pat's Parade
Is right outside my house. It hasn’t begun yet, but the drummers sure have been practicing for a good hour now. :P
This is about how I felt when they woke me up.
I’m sure you’re thinking, damn Natalie, you a crazy chick.
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HAMLET 2 for 3 BUCKS!
How I was at Big Lots when I found Hamlet 2 on DVD for 3 bucks-
How the customer next to me reacted-